If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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