is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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