I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
did i walk over a car last night?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Randomize
