I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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