You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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