you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
