i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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