i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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