what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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