What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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