Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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