she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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