Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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