she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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