It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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