dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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