I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
