Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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