You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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