I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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