Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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