They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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