I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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