Nicole vs. Life
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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