I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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