so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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