is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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