Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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