He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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