His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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