I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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