i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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