Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
