fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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