are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I died a long time ago.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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