I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
BRING THE BAGELS
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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