Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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