I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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