Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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