its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
