Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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