I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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