Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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