god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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