I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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