u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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