I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So squirting runs in the family.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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