You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
