Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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