Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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