She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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