You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
one might say we're banned from that church
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
